Only in Britain

Where else in the world would the same circumstances coalesce so perfectly to make the feel-good story of the year? Two drunken morons pick a fight first with someone dressed as Spiderman and then with two men dressed as women who turned out to be cage fighters in fancy dress.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8296190.stm

Any report that has in it: "After throwing a punch at him, Gardner and then Fender are both quickly floored by Mr Lerwell, wearing a short black dress with stockings and suspenders" has to be worth reading.